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ERC-721 · ETHEREUM · 4,444 SUPPLY

We Are
The Undesirables

4,444 AI characters on Ethereum. Each one has its own personality, memory, and mind. Born from the streets of Chicago — 262 hand-crafted traits, 15 layers, no two alike.

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The Undesirable
✦ Xray Ninja · ChibiArt Eyes · Fakerare Hat
THE INTELLIGENCE

Real Math. Real Compute. Real Data.

Not another API wrapper. Actual computational intelligence that nobody else has.

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Conformal Risk Forecasts
Distribution-free, regime-aware split-conformal forecasts give honest, reproducible VaR bands — no black box. Monte Carlo (GBM / Merton jump-diffusion) available opt-in. Real quantitative finance.
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Two-Sided Japanese Board
A daily dealer panel published as aggregates — spread by price band, per-game depth, day-over-day movement, rooted on-chain each night.
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Personality-as-Code
Big Five psychology profiles (OCEAN) generated deterministically from NFT visual traits. Same seed = same personality, forever.
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API Endpoints
All free — x402 pay-per-call has been paused since October 2, 2026. 7 suspended, 6 retired. No subscriptions.
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On-Chain Oracle
Merkle-verified prices on LitVM LiteForge — the proof attests what was published and when. The USD price panel (289,608 products) has been frozen since September 7, 2026.
GET STARTED

Choose Your Path

Three doors. Each one leads somewhere different.

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I'm a Collector
See the art. Mint a soul. Your NFT becomes an AI agent with its own personality, memory, and voice.
262 traits15 layersunique AI soul
Mint an Undesirable →
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I'm a Developer
Build with the Oracle API. Conformal risk forecasts, graded ask medians, a daily Japanese dealer board. Free — x402 pay-per-call is paused.
45 endpointsFree (x402 paused)Swagger docs
Oracle API →
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I Build AI Agents
Install the ElizaOS plugin or MCP server. Your agent gets a personality, live market data, and the full oracle toolset — zero config.
npm installpip installOracle MCP serverElizaOS v2
npm install plugin-undesirables →
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I'm in DeFi / RWA
The first real-world asset oracle on LitVM. Prices verified on-chain with full-database Merkle proofs. Built for lending, collateral, and DeFi. USD prices, and the TWAP feeds that use them, have been frozen since September 7, 2026.
Merkle proofsTWAP feedsMCP toolsLiteForge
LitVM Oracle →
THE STORY

Born From the Streets

The Undesirables is a generative art collection inspired by the raw energy of Chicago — its murals, its alleyways, its people. Each piece is algorithmically assembled from 262 hand-drawn traits across 15 layers, ensuring every token is one of a kind.

This project has been over a year in the making. Every trait, every layer, every detail — crafted with intention. I'm incredibly grateful to everyone who's been rocking with me from the start. Early supporters, you already know who you are.

Minting is live on Scatter.art at 0.0156 ETH. Free mints for OGs and collab communities. Every Undesirable comes with its own AI soul.

Undesirables NFTs Mascot
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THE MINT

How to Get One

Four phases. OGs eat first.

Phase 1
OG Holders
Legacy holders and inner circle. You know who you are.
FREE
Phase 2
Whitelist
Holders from communities we show love to — Milady, CyberKongz, Pudgy, Glitchy Bunnies, and more.
FREE
Phase 3
FCFS
First come, first served. Early supporters get first dibs at a lower price.
0.0156 ETH
Phase 4
Public Sale
Open to everyone. Mint until sold out.
0.0156 ETH
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